So, this is my first post. Wewt. I guess I started this because I wanted to start a diary, but life has given me something that is not found in many people--being a dork, and being sarcastic. At the same time. An odd combination, I know.

Want to know about the possible things you'll read about here? Yes? No? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyways. You will hear about my family, friends, my job, and the brilliant arguments I can get into with just about anyone. The odes to parenthood, dating, and all of that might be mentioned, as well. Life's favorite thing to show me is the frequency of stupid people. Seriously? Really? How can these people have lived this long being so fucking STUPID!?

Oh. One other thing... I cuss. A lot. So, if you are fragile in that aspect, continue on reading someone else's blog, because I'm one that tells it like it is. Posting something that saying something like, "Have you found Jesus?" is only going to make me want to say... "I didn't know he was lost! Do you want me to file a missing persons report for you?"

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